Hello.  I'm Xena.  I will type words and you will read words.  Do you understand. 



So.

I should probably explain what the hay I think I'm doing, being all hip and making a blog.

What will I write about?  Horses?  Writing?  Ukuleles?  I will pretend I have more hobbies than that and add another question here?

Probably all of the above and everything in between. 

I googled 'get to know you questions' and pieced together random ones.  So here we go, dudes.  Dis bout to get legit.


What is the best complement you have received ?
'You're a unicorn.'  Don't ask.

What movie can you watch over and over again?
Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.  Although I don't watch movies in general because I get distracted by a ukulele or song halfway through.  What can I say.



(Yes, I know this is from Return of the Jedi.)

If you were to write a novel what would it be about?
Not to brag, but yes to brag, I'VE WRITTEN NOVELS BEFORE *insert cool emojicon here* The coolest novel I've written was about the apocalypse. 

If you had your own TV network what would you put on it?
It would be titled '#notimpressed' and the object of the show would be to amuse me.  No one would watch it, of course.  Because why would you watch that when you could essentially live the TV show in real life?


If you could be any age what age would you choose?
Six.  Still adorable and never get blamed for anything, but you know what's up in life by then.

What law is your peer group most likely to break?
Probably jaywalking....or disturbing the peace because they turned the boom box up one notch too loud and 'Fairly Local' came blasting down the doors at 1AM.



Would you rather be extremely attractive or be married to some one who is extremely attractive?
Well I'm already extremely attractive, so...

Does your best friend call you his/her best friend?
Not sure.  Would ask, but if I called at 12AM I don't think the answer would be yes.  Probably something like this, instead:



What is the stupidest thing that one of your friends has done?
Stick around me.

What is something you are really good at?
Lying.
Yup.  Paradox.
Have fun.

Who was the last person who had a crush on you?

Who do you turn to for advice?

Google.  Always Google.  Everything.  'Cept Google doesn't understand sarcasm, which may explain why my life is going sooo well.

If you could see 24 hours into the future what would you do with this ability?
Figure out if my pizza will actually be on time so I know when I have to do the social answer-the-door thing and get a 24hr advance warning. 
And now that made me think about pizza....

Haha no.

What goals do you have for your education?
wut ish educashun?

What was the last thing you lied about?
This question.

How would you describe your sense of fashion ?
Is it dirty?  Yes?  Don't care, still wearing it.



Yeah so this post was mainly to see if I could stay awake another couple hours (which I can) so there ya have it.

Xena out, for now.
*rolls out of room*